Monkey bikes are uncomfortable, underpowered, unreliable and quite silly. Which is exactly why they’re perfect for adventure. Obviously that doesn’t sound right. How can something that bad be good for adventure? Fortunately we’ve put together a video to explain. Admittedly it doesn’t put across a fact-based argument, but what it lacks in persuasive reasoning, it makes up for with catchy tune and all round what-the-fuckery.
Watch the video and you’ll see what we mean. When you come over to our way of thinking you can sign up for the April, October or January Monkey Runs here, or by clicking the red button in the top right corner.
We only store and share the data we need to give you the adventure you bought from us or use the service you wanted to use for as long as you want to make use of it.
Well, in truth, we sell your data to criminals as soon as you land on the site. By the time you read this you’ll have already had your identity cloned. You probably weren’t making the most of it anyway if someone can borrow part of it.
You can delete yourself at anytime and then you won’t need to worry about your privacy.
If for some reason you’ve got so much free time you actually want to read something boring here is the legal shittwittery we probably nicked from a website selling coloured stationary so we don’t get fined by the EU. Which would probably never happen. Like Brexit. But if I were you I would take a fork and stab out your eyeballs instead. Like Brexit.