Look at this picture. I mean it’s unreasonably good. What else could you possibly need to know? On the entire planet we inhabit there is no more perfect a stage for a monkey bike adventure than Mongolia.
Mountains, dirt tracks, no tracks, desert, rivers, swamps and wolves await as you try to get your diminutive 2 wheeled turd across thousands of miles of steppe.
This one is a little longer in days and distance than other Monkey Runs so you get the chance to get truly lost.
As well as all that glorious chaos you’ll be camping out and probably staying with nomads as wobble across the world’s biggest wilderness.
This is quite probably the finest Monkey Run in the universe.
We only store and share the data we need to give you the adventure you bought from us or use the service you wanted to use for as long as you want to make use of it.
Well, in truth, we sell your data to criminals as soon as you land on the site. By the time you read this you’ll have already had your identity cloned. You probably weren’t making the most of it anyway if someone can borrow part of it.
You can delete yourself at anytime and then you won’t need to worry about your privacy.
If for some reason you’ve got so much free time you actually want to read something boring here is the legal shittwittery we probably nicked from a website selling coloured stationary so we don’t get fined by the EU. Which would probably never happen. Like Brexit. But if I were you I would take a fork and stab out your eyeballs instead. Like Brexit.