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The greatest motoring adventure on the planet

A third of the way around the planet in a vehicle only fit for the scrap heap

01.The Rules

We quake at the thought of clipboards and officious, stern faced folk telling us how to wipe our arses. But we do have three simple Rally rules and they ain’t rocket science. Read on and kneel at the altar of chaos.

Rule 1. You can only take a farcically small vehicle of 1 litre or less
(we will allow up to a 1.2 if you’re a bit weak)

Rule 2. You’re completely on your own

Rule 3. You've got to raise £1000 for charity


Rule 1: Small and shit

You can take any car, as long as it’s crap and with an engine of 1.2 litre or less. Ideally under 1 litre. For motorbikes we've generously allowed 125cc, but would prefer it to be a scooter.

You need to drive a small, shit car to make the rally tougher. It's no fun if it's too easy. If you want easy go for a spa weekend. If you want to make it harder, take a small bike.

With a small car or bike, you're more likely to break down so you're more likely to interact with the locals, so you can remind yourself you're alive without jamming a fork into your eyeballs.

Rule 2: You're on your own

We could tell you everything you need to know about all the countries, roads and borders between here and Russia to ensure you have a safe, uncomplicated journey. But if it's not dangerous and you aren't lost, you're not on an adventure. That means no on the road backup or support. If you get stuck or in trouble, you need to solve the problem yourself. Any ‘Help! We’re broken down in Tajikistan,’ type phone calls to Rally HQ will be met with a snort of derision and a click of the receiver.

Rule 3: Raise £1000 for charity

It only seems fair that if you’re having the mother of all adventures you should give a little back, so we ask teams on the Rally to raise a minimum of £1000 for charity. £500 of this must go to our official charity Cool Earth. The other £500 can be donated to a charity of your choice.

02.Vehicles

Any old dullard can purchase a 4x4 that could easily make it across the surface of the moon and drive a quarter of the world’s circumference, and that, is exactly what the Mongol Rally is not about.

It’s about small. It’s about stupid. It’s about unsuitability. It’s about humour.

We have purposely set the bar for engine size to a mere 1 Litre - or 1000cc. We shall allow up to a 1.2 for those of you who can’t handle a whole litre of courage, but anything over this and you’ll have to contact us directly and pitch your ideas to us very carefully. We shall allow larger engines if we think it’s unsuitable and ridiculous enough.

Want to prove your nuts are akin to a palm tree? Then maybe you want to consider tackling the Rally on a motorbike. Ideally, this should be under 125cc. Again, for anything over this please check with us first. We’re slightly more lenient with bikes, because driving 10,000 miles on a bike is badass enough, but you’re not going to be looked upon kindly by your fellow Ralliers if you turn up on a massive, utterly suitable touring bike.

Take your crap home with you

We no longer import vehicles to Mongolia. Nor will they scrap your car, neither will Russia. Unless you want to pay hefty (the wrong side of $6000 dollar sort of hefty) import fees. Yes, you even have to pay import fees to scrap the car. No, you can't sell it. Nor can you give it to anyone. When you enter the country in a car you get a little stamp in your passport, if you leave with the stamp, but no car, you'll have to pay the tax.

All vehicles must be driven or shipped back to whence they came. We have negotiated massive group discounts with a local freight company to assist with this, but you need to budget for the time or money to get your vehicle home.

03.The Unroute

We believe the world is far too safe and organised, that we’ve come to live in ever decreasing circles of freedom. Fear of litigation, greed and a spineless refusal to take responsibility for ourselves have robbed us of one of the most interesting things in life: the unexpected.

The un-route rails against this. It forces you to be lost, to not know what’s around the next corner, to embrace the unknown.

It’s brilliantly simple. We give you a start point and a finish point but where you go or what you do in between is entirely your steaming bag of adventuring magic. We recommend that you don’t spend too long planning your route or poring over useful maps or guidebooks. Find out what’s there when you arrive. Unleash the unexpected.

In the past teams have travelled as far south as Iran and Pakistan. Others have ventured into the Arctic Circle. Why not break the mould and go via the Congo or the North Pole?

The Where and When

Launch: Prague, Czech Republic

Finish: Ulan Ude, Russia



Doesn't it go from London to Ulaanbataar?

In 2015 we moved the finish line about 500km north to the Siberian town of Ulan Ude.

Why? because we worked out it would save you about £1000 per team on shipping your car home.

You’ll still drag and cajole your sorry carcass of a car across the dusty Mongolian steppe and vomit Chinggis Gold through your nose after a heavy session with some friendly nomads.

The only difference is that the Finish Line is in the Siberian town of Ulan-Ude, 400 miles due north of Ulaanbaatar.

In 2018, we moved the launch location from the UK to a top-secret location around 30 minutes west of Prague in the Czech Republic. It was a two-day festival of the the macabre. It was like Mad Max on steroids, like a carnival float that's crashed into a zombie infested hospital. Does that make sense? Of course it doesn't. And that’s just the way we like it.

The 2019 Schedule

  • 21st July

    From mid-day, Sunday

    The launch party and pre-launch celebrations

  • 22nd July

    until mid-day Monday

    The launch ceremony and start gun

  • 14th August

    Wednesday

    The Finish line opens

  • 16th September

    Sunday

    The Finish line closes

04.The Money Stuff

What you get for your wonga

* Entry to the greatest Rally on earth.

* A heap of expert knowledge and organisation in the months leading up to the launch

* A new improved tracking and blogging system

* A beyond-spectacular launch

* A European pit-stop party

* An awesome finish party

* 'Route beers' meet ups in the run up to the Rally

* Stories so fucking excellent your friends will be in awe of you for decades to come

* The ubiquitous Mongol Rally T-shirt

What you don't get

* Your vehicle

* Your vehicle’s insurance

* Travel to and from the start and finish line

* On the road living, fuel, repairs and accommodation costs

* Your £1000 charitable donation

* A set route

* Personal travel insurance

* Visas and paperwork

* Immunisations

* Arse wiping and hand holding

What the Blazes will this cost me?

A reasonable question. Though the answer depends a lot on how much luxury you choose to reward yourself with.

Your rusty chariot

Need we say it again - the shitter the better. If you’re spending more than a few hundred quid on your car then something’s wrong.

Getting your vehicle home from Ulan Ude

No Rally cars can be left or scrapped in Ulan Ude - you must either drive your car home, or we can join the bulk shipping we co-ordinate for it to be put on a train back to Eastern Europe. Once there you can choose whether to scrap it or collect it and take it home. Costs for this will vary slightly from year to year but we're hoping to get it down to around £1000.

Refundable Deposit: In 2018 this is £1200 per team

We would prefer not take this but every now and again some naughty Rallier dumps their vehicle in a sewage drain or at a random border post and we have to smooth things over. If you’re not one of these troublesome folks then you’ll get all your dosh back after the Rally.

Tipple and Tiffin: £150 to £500+

Again, this is entirely down to your tastes, and whether you like side orders of botulism with your plov.

Visas: £100 - £900+

The more adventurous you are, the more visas you’ll need. Russia, the Stans, Iran and China all require visas and there ain’t no wriggling out of it. We recommend you take advantage of the discount for The Visa Machine to save you some pennies as well as hassle.

Fuel: £500 +

Naturally this will be more expensive if you take a longer route or you are morbidly obese. Fuel in Russia is super cheapski. Fuel in Turkey is multo ripoffski. If you’re riding a scooter it could cost you as little as £100.

A note on sponsorship and fundraising

If you’re cunning, persuasive and equipped with the determination of a charging gaur, then the Mongol Rally could cost you nothing, nada, nil, not a sausage. Yes, you read right: it is possible to get the whole fandango paid for through sponsorship. It is hard work though.

Getting yourself home from Ulan Ude

If you book in advance you can get a flight from Ulan Ude to London for £250. The Trans-Siberian will be about the same price, but take rather longer. Or you can drive home. It’s possible to drive home in a week for around £250 per person, including food, fuel and accommodation. If you want to save pennies then stowing away in the landing gear is usually free, but can result in arrest or death.

Charity Money: £1000

This doesn't come out of your own pocket, it comes from donations. But it is something to consider. Get help setting up a fundraising page here.

Accommodation: £50 - £1000+

This entirely depends on whether you love the feeling of waking up sweating in a nylon nightmare each morning, or are more accustomed to butlers and silver trays.

Travel insurance: £100ish

It’s worth not trying to save too much money here – you will feel like a massive bell-end if the shit hits the fan and the only response you can get from your insurance provider is some stifled laughter before they hang up on you.

Immunisations: £100ish

You’ll need to get jabbed up before doing the Rally. Have a look online or ask a professional what you need - we don't want to start telling you what or what not to let a doctor to stick inside you.

Spares and repairs: £200+

The joy of crap old cars is that they are generally cheap and easy to fix. However, if you blow a piston in the Turkmen desert it might be a little more pricey.

Gear: £0 - £1000 +

If you’re one of those people who starts salivating at the thought of multi-tools, GoPros and thorium sump guards then the Rally could prove expensive. But there’s really no need for all this extra jiggery pokery and it’s more than possible to do it with a tent you found in a skip and a few spanners. In our view, less is most definitely more.

05.Team-mates

There are a couple of options if you don't have any teammates...

The first is jumping into the Adventurists Find a Teammate Facebook group and the Mongol Rally Teams group and seeing who else is in the same boat - there are always a few others looking to corral some like minded types into an adventure.

The next is to just rock up on your own - the Mongol Rally is a fluid beast and you'll find people make friends at the launch and then convoy all the way through the adventure, often people will chop and change between cars as well - obviously it's not guaranteed but the additional unknown factor of not knowing who will be on the road with you can make for a more exciting adventure.

Finally you could go by motorcycle - it's harder, comes with more kudos and will definitely result in more stories at the end of it - it can also work out much cheaper as fuel costs, entry fee and on the road repairs all work out cheaper.

06.Saving the world

Not only is the Mongol Rally an industrial dose of adventure, it’s also about Saving the World. We ask every team to make their best efforts to raise a minimum of £500 for the official charity Cool Earth Anything above this can be raised for any other registered charity of your choice. If you raise £1000 or more for Cool Earth you’ll be entered into the raffle with all the teams on The Adventurists adventures for a chance to win a money can’t buy trip to the Peruvian rainforest to see the work they do first hand.

Cool Earth works alongside indigenous villages to halt rainforest destruction. ,br/>
Local people stand to lose the most from deforestation but the most to gain from its protection, that’s why they are the forest’s best possible custodians. All Cool Earth partnerships are community-owned and led. By developing local livelihoods, their mission is to end the cycle of deforestation entrenching villages into further poverty. Creating strong, self-determining communities.