The Adventurists Annual Conference
This is it. Your chance to rub shoulders with the cream of the adventuring elite - plus that unshaven bloke you bumped into in Kazakhstan that smelled of vinegar. An event filled with more fun and frivolity than an excited teenager's underpants.
This masterpiece of a night promises to entertain and enthral you. You shall be treated like the royalty you are. There'll be some incredible musicians, a three-course sit down dinner, initiations into the Hall of Adventuring Legend, a generous gin reception and a showcase of some brand new videos. The crescendo of the night shall be the big reveal of, and exclusive chance to sign up the latest new adventure.
Black tie is absolutely necessary for this evening. We wouldn't want you dribbling your gin on anything less than the finest cummerbund or sequins.