The Conference is Coming. Save the Date

The first bastard offspring of our Adventurists Annual Conference is taking place in Chicago as we speak. We're sure it's going to be a stonker.

Right now though, we have some great news about its bigger, angrier parent. Get your permanent markers at the ready and scribble out this weekend on your calendars as you will want to be there, we can absolutely assure you of this.

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8th - 10th June 2018

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Check out this video from last year to get a gist of what lunacy we're talking about.

This year, it's going to be approximately one thousand two hundred and sixty three times* bigger and better.

*We haven't actually run the maths yet, but we're pretty sure this is about right

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Why will this year be better?

Well, for a start we realised that the levels of stupidity we wanted to achieve simply couldn't be crammed into a single night, so we've made the event a whole weekend affair.

Secondly, it's in a massive Elizabethan mansion nestled away in the Somerset countryside.

Thirdly, they have 1500 acres of land for us all to play and get lost in. If you're not familiar with acres - that equates to 'fucking loads'. 

Also, there's going to be... paramotor flying, enough gin to drown a small country, off-road monkey bike trails, sailing on the lake, a gigantic banquet, tactical driving manoeuvre masterclasses, brand new video screenings, bush mechanic workshops, the world's largest tweed carpet and so much more that there's not enough words to describe it all. They even have a casino and rave cave in the mansion. It is going to be bloody incredible.

Plus, the highlight of the weekend will be the big reveal of - and exclusive chance to sign up for - our next big adventure. You'll be needing your airtight underpants for this one.

 Last year 69 people put their names in the hat for Adventure #11. Poor fools.

Last year 69 people put their names in the hat for Adventure #11. Poor fools.

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Tickets shall be going on sale in the next couple of weeks.

For now, here's a rather shiny box for you to put your name into. Anyone on this list will be the first to get the details and ticketing link. We might even give the first ten people to sign up a discount. We might not of course, or we might even just sneakily open it up and buy those spots ourselves, but you won't care, because you're going to have a weekend of earth-shattering proportions regardless.

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We lied about the tweed carpet by the way.