So week one is almost over and the teams are powering through Europe like a drunk on a unicycle. Meanwhile, in the care home for Rally Veterans, the residents have been roused from their armchairs by the tang of burning rubber on the wind. They have pulled their hands out of their trousers to share their wankstained pictures and tell anyone who'll listen how it was better in their day. Even though nobody gives a toss.
The Mongol Rally. Providing an antidote to testicle atrophy since 2004.