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Monkey Run Romania

The Monkey Run is an adventure that takes the impractical brilliance of a Monkey Bike; a vehicle so delightfully ludicrous for even the shortest of jaunts; and tosses it head first into some of the most demanding and challenging stretches of road that have been laid out on planet Earth, and we’ve recently tested the very latest incarnation:

1. Romania

Romania is still a relatively new one for us, so ruddy new you can hear the squeaks of its spanking new shimmering arse from Bristol; but it’s already, after just a couple of editions, proved itself as a formidable Monkey Run

Romania is home to the Transfaragasan and Transalpina highways, epic slithers of road strewn across the Romanian landscape like a plate of dropped spaghetti. Jeremy Clarkson once proclaimed the Transfaragasan as "The best road in the world", not that we care, it's just that he did...

And sure, you could grab yourself a multi-million pound supercar and shred up the highways like that curly haired twat, but that wouldn't give you access to the miles and miles of demanding off-road terrain the Monkey Bike just hates to love.

You may have noticed that there is a little bit more tarmac than we're used to here at The Adventurists, but don't be fooled. The roads in Romania not only offer some of the most incredible asphalt roads in the world but also thousands of miles of forest trails that will challenge every ounce of you and your trusty steed.

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2. On your own

Our day to day lives are controlled so much we rarely get to put ourselves in danger. Which is a shame, because danger has so much opportunity for fun. Or if not fun, great stories to tell when you get home. To give you the greatest chance to seek out your chosen level of danger, you're on your own. That means no backup, no support, no friendly guides to tell you what to do. After all, you're not really in danger if there's a medic, a mechanic and a life coach with you at every turn. Right?

We give you a start line, a finish line, some training and more or less enough time to reach said finish line. The rest is up to you.

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3. Schedule

June 2019

Sighetu Marmatiei to Castelul Corvinilor
28th June - Friday
Get yourself to the start line

Warm up Unofficial welcoming to the bosom of The Adventurists to meet your fellow idiots. Bring your plans, bring your maps, drink too much and tear them both to shreds.

29th June - Saturday
Test driving & party

30th June - Sunday
The Launch

6th July - Saturday
The finish, prize-giving and party


September 2019

Sighetu Marmatiei to Castelul Corvinilor
13th September - Friday
Get yourself to the start line
Warm up
Unofficial welcoming to the bosom of The Adventurists to meet your fellow idiots. Bring your plans, bring your maps, drink too much and tear them both to shreds.

14th September - Saturday
Test driving & party

15th September - Sunday
The Launch

21st September - Saturday
The finish, prize-giving and party

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4. The Bikes

"These bikes are completely impractical. That’s why you don’t see thousands of them driving up and down the country. It’s because they’re useless"
Yup, you heard it here first, they're useless, and that's exactly the point. We've gone to some serious effort to get these bike to Romania, all in the name of adventure. The Monkey Bikes sheer unsuitability and impracticalness is a match made in hell with Romania's torn up tracks and super slick ultra roads. It's an experience you simply can't get with any other bike.

Here's some quick stats to prove just how spectacularly unsuitable they really are.

Engine: 48cc of 4 stroke genius
Power: 2.6 BHP
Weight: 75kg
Brakes: Disc front, drum rear

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5. The unroute

The 2019 Runners will be launching forth from the city of Sighetu Maramatiei in the North and staggering heroically a week later over the finish line at one of Transylvania's most castley of castles - Corvinilor.

They're both easy to reach from the airport of Cluj Napoca so getting in and running away is easy.

We've chosen this route to throw the most spectacular scenery in your path in the hope you'll get utterly lost fighting your way through the foresty mountains and ripping down the Transfăgărășan highway.

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6. Money stuff

For the entry fee you get:

A mighty if diminutive bike to fall in love with for the duration of the adventure

Bike paperwork and 3rd party vehicle insurance ready to go

A day of test driving and mechanical advice before you launch into the unknown

A launch party to kill half your brain and a finish party to kill the other

The most ridiculous week of adventuring chaos imaginable with likeminded reprobates

Enough stories to enthral your mates with for years

A sore bottom

Paying by instalments?
If you have chosen to pay by instalments then you would have been charged for the first bit immediately. The next payment will come out of your bank automatically around 28 days later. Following payments will come out on the same day each month until the full amount is paid.

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7. Paperwork

License - You'll need whatever paperwork is required in your country of origin to ride a 50cc motorcycle. IDP - While International driving permits aren't compulsory in Romania, they act as a useful translation of your driving licence. You want one with a Category "A" stamp.

Bike insurance - The bikes come with 3rd party motor insurance.

Personal insurance - You'll need travel insurance to cover you for the whole of the Run. You should make sure it specifically covers you for what you are doing and where.

Visas - Many nationalities don't need a visa for Romania for up to 90 days. Head over to our pals at The Visa Machine to find out what you need.

Vehicle deposit - We charge a £300 returnable vehicle deposit to make sure we get our bikes back at the end of the adventure, this is fully returnable and we won't charge you for general wear and tear.

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8. Fuel, Food and Lodgings

Fuel

Finding fuel and mechanics shouldn't be a problem. Though the mechanics might not have suitable spares for your bike, so you might want to take some basic spares.

Food

Food in Romania is cheap and utterly delicious. Make sure you ask for Sarmale (cabbage rolls) and for you meat eaters out there, try Ciorba de Burta (beef tripe soup). To wash it all down grab some Romanian Moonshine, or to using proper lingo "Țuică".

Lodging

Most places you can stop for food and fuel will have somewhere you can stay, even if it's on someone's floor. There are also lots of campsites around, so you might want to bring some camping stuff.

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9. Going solo?

Registration for the Monkey Run is per person. The Monkey Run is perfect for those going solo because, well, you can only fit one person on these bikes. Some do sign up with friends but there are runners that tackle the Monkey Run solo every time. It's easy to meet others during the test driving to convoy for at least part of the trip if you don't fancy going alone.

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10. Saving the world

Not only is the Monkey Run an industrial dose of adventure, it’s also about Saving the World. We ask every rider to make their best efforts to raise a minimum of £500 for the official charity Cool Earth Anything above this can be raised for any other registered charity of your choice.

If you raise £1000 or more for Cool Earth you’ll be entered into the raffle with all the teams on The Adventurists adventures for a chance to win a money can’t buy trip to the Peruvian rainforest to see the work they do first hand.

Where would we get lost if we didn't have jungles?

Once you’ve signed up to the Monkey Run we will give you more information about Cool Earth, as well as a stash of tips on how to extract donations from friends, family and strangers.

The Plan - how to actually save the world

We’ve been banging on about saving the world for ages and we’ve raised stupendous amounts of money for a load of amazing charities. So we sat down at HQ and pondered on what we could do that will actually save the world and continue the fight to make it less boring.

Then it hit us like a well-polished brogue to the nuts: “we must save every rainforest in the world so future generations have somewhere to get stuck”. It’s not just about the carbon, the point is rainforests are indescribably excellent.

You can find a stack of resources for Cool Earth and a fundraising pack Here here or give them a shout with any questions or say hello. They're keen to hear from you.

Who are they?

Cool Earth is an environmental charity that works in partnership with indigenous communities.

The charity only protects rainforest that without intervention will be destroyed within the next 18 months.

Cool Earth works strategically, protecting the forest that acts as a barrier to a wider landscape.

The charity spends just 10% of your donation on admin and governance making sure as much as possible goes to project areas.

Through working with local people Cool Earth makes sure conservation goes hand in hand with better livelihoods.

What's in one acre of rainforest?

The same amount of CO2 as driving around the world 32 times

The same amount of water as 950 baths

11,000 species of insect and worm

6 endangered animals

44 trees

199 saplings

Possibly a family living in a settlement and working with Cool Earth to keep this acre standing

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11. Contacts

THE ADVENTURISTS UK OFFICE:
+44(0)117 9635513

EMAIL:
[email protected]

FACEBOOK:
The Monkey Run

TWITTER:
@monkeyrunlive

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12. The warning

These are genuinely dangerous things to do. The website is written in a light-hearted fashion but you cannot overestimate the risks involved in taking part in this adventure.

Your chances of being seriously injured or dying as a result of taking part are high. Individuals who have taken part in past Adventurists' adventures have been permanently disfigured, seriously disabled and even lost their life.

This is not a glorified holiday, it's an unsupported adventure and so by its very nature extremely risky. You really are on your own and you really are putting both your health and life at risk. This is what makes them adventures.

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