Following on from our internationally best selling 'Russian Phrasebook', the Hastily-Translated-Poppycock Department of Adventurist HQ have come up trumps once again with this here Mongolian Phrasebook complete with flashing lights and noisy things.

Brought to you in the mediums of both videowindows and audioboxes, the information within is entirely correct*.

If you're on the Derby or the Rally, you have mere weeks to embed these phrases in your faces before your Mongolian exploits this summer. The videos can be ordered as 1,350 page flick-books with subtitles for handy portablisation from our Shop.

*Apologies in advance to any Mongolians who might be offended by our almost completely incorrect phrasebook.

Introducing Mr. Rob & Mr. Jenya:

The Basics

At the Shop

At the Border

The Mongolian Steppe

On Miss. Katy's most recent recce trip to the Mongolian Steppe she recorded these two incredibly useful expressions for the Mongol Derbiests amongst you.

These Tinned Peaches Are The Best Things I've Had All Day.

Give me a fast horse.

(Spoken by Miss. Katy, Miss. Shatra, Mr. Unenburen, Mr. Rob & Mr. Jenya)