The Adventurists' have found the answer to all your luggage related qualms... 

Every once in a while, whilst sitting at their computer, someone at Adventurists HQ unintentionally expels liquids (previously residing in their stomachus region) all over themselves. When these events happen, we, at HQ all know that something incredible - if not extra-ordinary has been discovered. Occasionally its a truely spectacular word, such as flibbertigibbet or discombobulate - at other times it might be a new landmass, Intercourse Island (Australia) for example and very rarely it is something so exceptional that we are required to tell the world of its existence.  

This day, we have found the most perfect of all adventuring luggage cases, Moore & Giles' Meehan Utility Bag. We all know that when you're completely lost half way across the Gobi Desert or you're face-to-face with a King Cobra in the highland forests of Southern China, what you need is not a spare pair of pants, or a knife, or even one of those 'map' things we've heard about... what you really need is a bloody good cocktail.

If your ears are pricked and taste-buds tingled by this thought, pick up something reasonably pointless - like your children and plop them all on Gum-bay because you are going to be needing around $740 for this masterpiece of luggage-bar design.

With compartmentalised room for 6 bottles, 5 elastic tool holders and an interior laminate zip pocket - you will be able to safely transport all your bar tendering needs, anywhere on this here Earth, in style. Messrs Moore, Giles and Meehan - we doff our deerstalkers to their downmost doffing in your honor.

To find out a little more detail, see their website...