Hello, hello. It’s us, Cool Earth. You know – the people that harp on about saving the rainforest? Don’t judge, you are part of this tree saving effort these days too – half a million of them to be precise.
Thanks to all of your fundraising, 2013 was our best year to date. The depths of shame you descended to in your bid to raise money for us has all been worthwhile, trust me. In fact, you don’t have to trust me at all (actually, it’s probably wise that you don’t). You can see for yourself. All thanks to you and your midlife crisis.
Kitty and the Cool Earth Team