We've got eighty-three Rickshaw Run Teams spread about north-east India like tea leaves in the wind.
These rattling turds for vehicles are about as roadworthy as a penny farthing on a windy day, but our runners are proving they've got the balls to withstand it all.
Some are having more trouble than others though - here is the latest from the subcontinent:
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That's it from us folks. The run is over so the rolling news from the road will cease.
But never fear. They say that when The Adventurists close a door they break open a window. That window is our Rolling News - The August Finishers.
Shimmy on over there to see how our teams fared at Kabaddi and celebrated at the parties.
Spoiler alert - they went nuts.
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"You're all fucking useless" says Mr Matt. He means it with love. Thats what we tell ourselves anyway.
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This looks like a comfortable journey.
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Remember Michael, who joined the shattered piston club? Well, here's how they fixed it:
Make sure they don't forget the lime wedge in your gin and tonic.
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Want a flavour of the run? Check out this cracking gallery from Rick Rolled for Shaw:
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Now you're feeling confident, why not bring it back to the UK? We reckon people would really respond to your new driving style.
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Te Awamutu Fury's Rick has been hijacked:
Apparently he smells better than his predecessor.
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Story of the August Run might just go to this jammy dodger:
Just in case you thought we did something legit, this is the license that saved him:
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Second over the Finish line, but the first to drive the whole way. Bravo Team Shake and Bake.
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A big hurrah for the Silver Foxes. First over the finish line, although according to Adventurist Matt, they did only arrive with half an engine.
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Team Draft providing proof positive that the Rickshaw is the same size as a bed. Probably just as comfy to sleep in too.
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Well HoliCow, we reckon that's Vegas.
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Congratulations Michael. It's an elite club with an exclusive membership.
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Spotted by our man on the ground:
We're all here for you buddy.
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A bit of a situation? I'll say. You can't let go.
Another weekend is over and our teams are full of recommendations for how to start the week right.
Apparently this can be used to describe a legitimate mechanical term, but on this occasion, he's probably being literal.
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It's going quiet on the rolling news front until Monday now folks. If you fancy it, you can get live updates over the weekend on our tracker.
If you'll take our advice, read it with a gin in one hand, cigar in the other and a handlebar moustache. The teams won't be able to tell but you'll look bloody brilliant.
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The Mighty Tuks. "Are you squeezing lime onto your balls to cool them down?" asks Adventurist Matt.
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Cool Running India are producing some excellent material on their run. This is the team travelling with Torben who broke his leg playing football at the launch. Good stuff.
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That's Simon. Answering the questions we never thought to ask.
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Two more cracking shots from Team Rust and Dust. If they were trying to encapsulate their team name in a picture, I don't think they could do a better job than these two.
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Don't worry gents. When you retell this story in years to come you can pretend it was Mad Max, eh?
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The Rickshaw run rolling news just not rolling fast enough?
Have a gander at the Mongol Rally channel. This week we've had a fairly spectacular crash, a car repaired with a condom and a camel with a sticker on his bum.
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Because we are British we feel compelled to bring you a weather update:
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Loads of teams are having mechanical trouble. These are shitshaws after all.
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Looks good boys.
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Glad we know.
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It's all about that silver lining eh, Graeme?
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It's like we're right there with you Alex.
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Sounds about right.
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Never a Dahl Moment are getting the hang of things quickly:
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A good workman never blames his tools Michael.
Mind you, this is what teammate Tim came up with:
Actually guys. Don't worry about pictures.
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Truer words were never spoken.