Since we first partnered with Cool Earth you lot have raised £200,000. Bloody good work. This is the great things that that money has been doing:
3,333 Acres Protected
799,920 Trees Protected
866,580 Tonnes of CO2 Stored
253,308,000 Litres of Water Produced Annually
8,157 Types of Animals Sheltered
19 Endangered Species Protected
2,151 People Supported
We're sure you'll agree that's pretty impressive. To put it into perspective this is what other shit you could buy for around £200,000
This phone (right): £167,567 - The Vertu Cobra. The 8th most expensive phone in the world. It looks fucking stupid and doesn't even have a colour screen.
These two parking spaces (left): $560,000 - These spaces on Commonwealth Avenue in Boston Massachusetts cost about £150,000 each.
This dress (below): £200,000 - Apparently it's Chanel. It doesn't even have a jet-pack; for £200,000 I'd want a jet-pack. And lazers.
This Bottle of champagne (left): $275,000 - Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsiek. 168 of these were found in a wreck from the 1830s in the Baltic sea. I would imagine it tastes quite nice.
This doodle (below): $200,000 - It was done by a grumpy Spaniard by the name of Pablo Picasso. You can't have this one though, because someone stole it.