Cool Earth £200,000 and counting

Since we first partnered with Cool Earth you lot have raised £200,000. Bloody good work. This is the great things that that money has been doing:

3,333 Acres Protected 

799,920 Trees Protected

866,580 Tonnes of CO2 Stored

253,308,000  Litres of Water Produced Annually

8,157 Types of Animals Sheltered

19 Endangered Species Protected

2,151 People Supported

We're sure you'll agree that's pretty impressive. To put it into perspective this is what other shit you could buy for around £200,000

To look this cheap will cost you £167,567 

This phone (right): £167,567 - The Vertu Cobra. The 8th most expensive phone in the world. It looks fucking stupid and doesn't even have a colour screen.

$560,000 for the pair

$560,000 for the pair

These two parking spaces (left): $560,000 - These spaces on Commonwealth Avenue in Boston Massachusetts cost about £150,000 each.

Bottoms ups

Bottoms ups

This dress (below): £200,000 - Apparently it's Chanel. It doesn't even have a jet-pack; for £200,000 I'd want a jet-pack. And lazers.

Lily Allen - I think she's Woody Allen's daughter

Lily Allen - I think she's Woody Allen's daughter

This Bottle of champagne (left): $275,000 - Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsiek. 168 of these were found in a wreck from the 1830s in the Baltic sea. I would imagine it tastes quite nice. 

This doodle (below): $200,000 - It was done by a grumpy Spaniard by the name of Pablo Picasso. You can't have this one though, because someone stole it.

Picasso liked to doodle while he was on the phone

Picasso liked to doodle while he was on the phone