Don't let anyone ever say you're useless; that your clothes look fucking stupid or that your jokes are about as funny as a rabid ferret in the Y-fronts. We think you're awesome. And we're not the only ones.
This is Matthew from Cool Earth. He's a bit scowly and shouts a bit but he's a great judge of character and he thinks you're all legends. It doesn't matter that your table manners are a bit lacking, or that you don't call your mum enough. He loves you guys. And this is why.
Good work. Remember Cool Earth are looking for a team of adventurist fundraisers to go to Peru with them next October. You can find out how to be in the running for the trip on the 'Leaderboard' page.