The Almighty Monkey
If a gigantic all-terrain dual-sport bike is a way of announcing to the world that you've got a tiny willy, a monkey bike serves to remind folk that you're hung like a donkey.
A powerhouse of style and function, these little monkeys are the undeniable champions of any terrain and any condition. You also look cool. Really, really cool. Whether you're broken down in the city or in the desert these bikes are the perfect accessory to any attire.
Lightweight and standing somewhere in the region of knee height, these bikes are designed with nimbleness in mind. As a cost saving exercise, the wheels are as small as physically possible, which makes hitting large bumps a fairly abrupt way to enjoy the ground with your face.
Both of these design features coupled with the laughable power output contribute to the safety feature of being already nearly on the ground and probably not going very fast when it inevitably all goes wrong. To top it off since you're basically sitting on the tarmac it feels like you are travelling at unbelievable speeds under 20mph.
They have a super handy luggage rack over the rear wheel which can easily hold your wallet and maybe your keys (probably best to stick to three of four keys).
Engine: 48cc of 4 stroke genius
Power: 2.6 BHP
Brakes: Disc front, drum rear